Take a walk.
Sometimes, bitches (as a dysphemism for people in general and absolutely not a specific gender) make me real stabby. You too?! Whoa, small world. We can all agree that bitches do be crazy, yo. But how do we best deal with the feelings they stir up? My best friendly advice: take a walk. It’ll give you distance, perspective, and a chance to regain your serenity. If you get back and you’re still contemplating homicide, hell, take two walks. At the very least you’ll have a great ass from all the walking. Thanks bitches!
Today remind yourself: Take a walk.
You aren’t your body but without it you’re nobody.
[First off, did I just make that saying up?! If so, somebody give me a dollar because I’m a fucking scholar! Wait did that just rhyme? OMG. Publish me. (That rhymed too!)]
On to business- your mind and spirit don’t correspond to your appearance. No matter how you look on the outside, what makes you uniquely you exists independently. That being said, if you don’t take care of your body, where will that unique personality live? Treat yourself right and stick around for a long time.
Today remind yourself: I’m not my body but without it I’m nobody.
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You spring into action!
You’ve got your own version of the Bat-Signal. Maybe a friend in tears is your call to action. Maybe it’s an email from work that makes you want to punch some villains. Ka-Pow! Something spurs you on and makes you compelled to jump into the good fight. You’re a plain-clothed hero with your eyes peeled for a light in the sky.
Today remind yourself: I spring into action!
You always have options.
It’s very tempting to take the easy way out, to do what you’re wanted and expected to. You can choose the sure thing, no judgment here, and the result will be predictable. Unless you’re Cal Ripken, the choice to toe the line probably won’t make history. However, not choosing the sure thing can change the world. Even if the only alternative is to wait for another option to be revealed, it’s a monumental decision.
Today remind yourself: I always have options.
“To choose the sure thing is treason to the soul.”
- Bruce Barton
It’s Your Name Here Day!
Traditional etiquette says you shouldn’t wear white after Labor Day. You also shouldn’t threaten to destroy people’s homes, Gustav. ([Eye roll] Christ, what an asshole.) Wear white, don’t wear white, it’s your call, but what you’ve gotta do today is give yourself a pat on the back. You work hard doing whatever it is you do; be it work, school and/or brightening the lives of others. Where would we be with out ya?
Today remind yourself: It’s your name here day!
Conservatory Garden, Central Park
